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Skans » Today, 6:08 pm » wrote: ↑

Today, 6:08 pm

This is an old photo of Vladimir Putin.  He looks exactly like an acquaintance of mine I used to pall around with going to bars and clubs.  One night we were out, met two girls, danced with them for awhile, and I took the grenade so that this ^^^^ guy could get laid. I had to peel the grenade away from her friend so that Vlad could take her home.  That meant I had to drive the grenade back to her truck (yes, she had a little red truck).  From the time we parted ways, all the grenade could talk about is "how I better not rape her".  I was a perfect gentleman - just wanted to get her back safely to her ride and go home. 

When I pull up next to her truck, she goes "well, that's it?"
I said "yes, I told you that I would make sure you got back safely to your truck"
The grenade, disappointed, said "you know your friend is going to **** my friend".
I said "they're adults, and Vlad won't do anything to your friend to hurt her - you don't need to worry about him".
She said :"I just thought you were going to try something on me, are you?"
"No."
"Well, here's my number you can call me if you want to".
"Ok, I'll make sure you get in your truck ok, then I'm going to go.....Ok?

Anyway, I haven't thought about this for years.  But, then I came across this photo of Vlad.  For F-'s sake, if he didn't look EXACTLY like my buddy I took the grenade for. Well, I didn't pull the pin, because I thought for sure she would yell RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!

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